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Sunday, January 31, 2010

LAGOON IS IDIOT
THE THING DOESN'T WORK! (doesn't grow big font)
ANW!
THIS POST IS

A TRIBUTE TO LIZARDS
because of what my grandma did yst -.-

LAGOON!
YOU MUST FORGIVE LIZZY AND LIKOKO (or wdv weird names u gave to ur lizards)
NOW

WHAT MY GRANDMA DID YST:
D:
its like horror story la
only i managed to recover quickly n continued to eat my dinner
ok here goes

1. MY GRANDMA FINISHED DINNER! (WAH SO FAST)
2. MY GRANDMA WALKED TO THE SINK TO PUT HER BOWL
3. MY GRANDMA SAW A LIZARD ON THE CEILING ABOVE THE STOVE
4. MY GRANDMA YELPED N GRR-ED (in cantonese)
5. ME N MY YOUNGER SIS LOOKED UP(older one is out with frens)
6. SAW THE POOR N A BIT TINY LIZARD!
7. I FINISHED MY SOUP! (LOVE THE SOUP XD)
8. WENT UP TO GET MORE SOUP FROM THE POT
9. MY SIS TOOK A STICK(SHORTER)
10. MY GRANDMA TOOK ANOTHER STICK! (VERY LONG N ABIT THICK)
11. MY SIS ATTEMPTS TO POKE IT (FAIL: LIZARD DOESN'T MOVE)
12. MY GRANDMA ATTEMPTS TO POKE IT (SUCCESS: N THERE IS WHR THE HORROR STARTS!)

THE HORROR:
1. I M TAKING SOUP FROM THE POT
2. MY GRANDMA POKES THE LIZARD
3. HOLDS ON TO THE TAIL WITH THE STICK
4. I M STILL TAKING SOUP
5. N SHE FLINGS!
6. N IT IS FLUNG TO THE GROUND FROM THE CEILING!!!!
7. I GO 'AHHHHH MY SOUP' N GOOD THING IT NVR LAND IN MY BOWL OR THE POT
8. N THE LIZARDS TRIES TO ESCAPE!
9. IT CRAWLS! IT RUNS! IT ESCAPES!!!
10. N FAILURE IN ESCAPE!!!
11. FOR MY GRANDMA IS RUTHLESS!!!
12. N THE OLD ONE JAMS THE STICK DOWN ON THE LIZARD!
13. N SHE DRAGS IT!
14. BACK TO THE PLACE WHR IT WAS FLUNG ON TO THE FLOOR!
15. N SHE PAH! N PAH! N PAH PAH PAH! ON IT WITH THE STICK
16. N IT IS OFFICIALLY SQUASHED TO DEATH (SQUASHED!)
17. WHILE WE LITTLE KIDS STARE ON IN HORROR

THE END:
1. I RECOVER (trying not to stare at the dead thing)
2. I WALK BACK TO MY SEAT N DRINK SOUP XD N EAT COS GOT A LOT OF FOOD
3. I REFLECT N REALISE I M STILL VERY HUNGRY XD
4. MY SIS GOES EEEEK N GO BACK TO HER SEAT N TRIES TO EAT ABIT
5. MY GRANDMA TAKES A CLOTH OR SMTH
6. COVERS THE LIZARD WITH IT
7. STEPS ON THE CLOTH WITH THE LIZARD UNDERNEATH
8. N PICKS IT UP WITH THE CLOTH
9. AFTER THAT I DUNNO WHAT HAPPEN LER
10. COS I WAS EATING

yeah
ew
ew
ew
now that the FOOD is gone
n i m not eating
its very horrible

apparently my grandma killed a lizard with hot water before
according to my younger sister
OHHH POOR LIZARD

after the whole thing
she went
I HATE LIZARDS THE MOST (in cantonese)
i learnt that lizards are called xut se(xut in di 4 sheng n se rhyming with 'fare' but with funny cantonese accent) or smth
n that lizards shld nvr climb all the way to my grandma's 11th floor flat

LAGOON!
PROTECT UR LIZZY N LIKOKO!

Grrrr...12:11 AM

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HI BUTA. THIS IS HOW U DO IT.

Grrrr...12:04 AM

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Monday, January 18, 2010

today
3 major things happened
i think
haha
anw
1. CHIA REBONDED HER HAIR!!! NOW SHE NO MORE HAIR
CHIA HAS NO MORE HAIR!!!

2. FANGMIN GAVE ME A SPOTTED PATRICK STAR KEYCHAIN! (added to my grp of keychains on the bag)
YAY FOR FANGMIN!
(but this means i have to get a bigger bday present for her D:)

3. oh no. dun rmb
i think it had smth to do with SHOW N TELL during class contact time
hmm
ok
i had show n tell
n i showed 6i class photo!
which i stuck on my wall since like i got it
so anw
it had a bespectacled hilary tan! haha!
which looked very funny!
so my whole class was laughing. (cos they all asked me zoom in to her face! haha! then i froze it thr! so while i walked back to my seat the pic of her was just frozen thr! then she went to unfreeze it! haha)

yeah
ok no. 3 not very major
CHIA CUT HER HAIR
THAT IS EXTREMELY SERIOUS
NOW SHE LOOKS A BIT LIKE BOY
EXCEPT THAT SHE HAS A PONYTAIL
SHE LOOKS LIKE THOSE TOOT TOOT JAP GUYS WITH VERY THIN HAIR
HAHAHAHA
THOSE GUAI KIA LA

why m i posting
i have no idea.
i think cos i still have maths to do
hmm
i go do math
bye
oh yeah
before that

MOUSTACHE!
HAHA
i think i have picked up the youtube surfing habit
i shld stop doing that
of course i found like alot more vids
but THIS IS BY FAR THE FUNNIEST TODAY!
HAHAHA
bye

Labels: moky

Grrrr...4:34 AM

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Sunday, January 17, 2010

HI I M POSTING
FOR SEVERAL REASONS

1. LINGLI ASKED ME TO (in the tagboard)

2. MY FACEBOOK IS NOT LOADING D:

3. MY DAD IS SITTING NXT TO ME SO I CAN'T REALLY PLAY COMP

4. I M DOING CHEM SIA RESEARCH (WHICH IS REALLY BORING AHH)

5. I M BORED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
n lagoon is doing math hw so she can't really talk to me
stupid buta

tmr is monday
of wk 3
ITS WK 3
ITS GOING SO SLOWLY
n abit fast
ok maybe slow
CAN'T W8 FOR HOLIDAYSSSSSSSS D:

which reminds me
its mon tmr
so we (the calli ppl) have to go jogging in the morning
-.-
TO SUPPORT DEAR YIYUN!!!
GO YIYUN!
which is gd for me actually
since i dun exercise
n i have PE on mondays! YEAH!

ok
so i noe its like 2 wks ler
n i haven't posted
which is a little sad
n since i have a new class
i have to like comment on it or smth

312 is
ok la
I STILL NOT REALLY USED TO MY CLASSMATES
as in
i walk by them
n sometimes they wave at me
n i will be
OH YA THEY ARE FROM 312!!!
DAMMIT
*SHOCKED FACE*
*OH I RMB YOU FACE*
*HAHAH SORRY FACE*
*SMILE N WAVE*
yeah. thats how it goes.

I MUST BE MORE FRIENDLY
YES
MORE FRIENDLY
*SLAPS MYSELF*
MORE FRIENDLY

stupid memory of mine

HEY FACEBOOK STILL NOT WORKING
WHHHHY

so now my frens in 312 are
hilary (from 6i! :D), larisa (from 206! :D) n sixian (from dunno whr! :D)
n maybe heyao.... (also from dunno whr. but anw shes in some of my SIA grps!)
HEY OMG FACEBOOK IS WORKING
AS IN
COUNTRY STORY IS WORKING!!! (i directly went to CS url)
pls w8 as i harvest my cabbage
*HARVESTING IN PROGRESS*

YAY
ok
wad was i saying
......
OH YEAH MY NEW FRENS!
i think they abit siao siao one
but nvm!
better than nth!
oh n xiao yi sits nxt to me
during show and tell
she showed the class her collection of photos
including naruto, vampire knight and DETECTIVE CONAN!!!
oh
n
yamada
shocking
if i rmb correctly
she has like 500+ of yamada photos
D:

oh yeah
GOON
U GOT WATCH THE JOHNNY'S COUNTDOWN CONCERT?
SO COOL
i was watching it on youtube
i think i watched it twice
once without eng subs
second time with eng subs
haha
i sort of gave up halfway trying to read the names of the songs
D:

FACEBOOK IS WORKING!!!!
YES YES YES!!!

SCARY JAPANESE PRANKS!!!
HAHAHAHA
actually to me not very scary leh
maybe u have to be there to be able to experience it
KOYAMA IS HILARIOUS
帰って！上げて！見ないで！
ahahahahaha

oh n this is a cool commercial
one of the comments of the vid is
'i wud so marry her'
haha
crazy guy
I LIKE THE GUY DRESS UP PART THE BEST! :D
the one with the tie n the specs
so cool
hehe
anw i found them while flying around in youtube
shows how bored i have become
D:
now i shld concentrate on researching for chem SIA
HAHA BYE

AHA
BTW
FANGMIN AH
WAD PRESENT U WANT
I GIVE U NXT MONDAY
HAHAHA

Labels: moky

Grrrr...12:12 AM

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Thursday, January 14, 2010

IM SO GOING TO SLEEP TODAY!

Labels: lagoon

Grrrr...11:55 PM

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